I’m a Sucker for a Woman That’s Kinky Like I Am

Poor chap, but a funny chap.

There is this wonderfully lighthearted (or maybe not?) website, Dating on Demand, that lets your participate in a “casting call” for dates. It mysteriously caters to less than the most popular US destinations. New York City, and Los Angeles are not served. Or the television teams just haven’t gotten around to it.

Here is a gem of gems. “I am culture… I like going to museums and stuff… Going to the symphony”

He’s a GOTH!

“The worst date I would ever been on… was the time when I was out to a westraunt… and my ex-girlfriend was starting to have a manic freeze.”

“The funniest thing that happened to me on a date… was a woman hooking up with me at a comedy factory and the comedian cracking jokes about it.”

AND SO ON. I cried. It was that humorous.